Even for Gym Jordan, this is dumb…

It’s difficult deciding that someone is “dumb.” That’s because someone can be dumb in one area and smart in another. Unless we know the person, REALLY, REALLY well, I would hesitate — I really would — to just label someone “dumb.”

Gym, Jordan is dumb. Gym’s dumbness seethes, in a fountain of utterly blazing, fiery, bright, glossy, glorious dumbness. Gym and dumb go together. Why I shouldn’t be surprised if Gym’s picture was featured in the dictionary underneath the wonderful word “dumb.”

Some people just come by it naturally. Gym is definitely such a person. “This is the dumbest way to support Jordan.” Those words come from — believe it or not –a Republican.

Rep. Dan Crenshaw absolutely blasted Jordan and his allies for their dumb idea to try to get Gym votes by twisting arms and threatening other Republicans. Yeah –, it sounds more then a bit dumb to me.

“The dumbest thing you can do is to continue pissing off those people and entrench them,” Crenshaw said on CNN. One knows it’s bad when Jordan’s getting criticism from REPUBLICANS. And all this bullying by Jordan might lead some moderate Republicans to throw up their hands — and work with Democrats.

If it’s so dumb, then why is Jordan doing it, one might ask. I have the answer, and it’s a pleasure to give. Gym is doing it because Gym is dumb — really dumb — the type of dumb that regularly gets mocked on Twitter.

Gym of the grotesque baby blue shirts, ear-splitting voice, and extremely disturbed behavior is the poster child for dumbness. Dumb came to Jordan early in life and decided to stay awhile — and in Gym’s case, it looks to be permanent.

Gym is feeling desperado about his chances of becoming a speaker. It looks like nobody ever told Gymbo he should not bully his fellow colleagues. But even if someone had told him, he likely wouldn’t have listened. This is because Gym is dumb — wholly and amorally dumb.

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